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all i want is money and a better fashion sense
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jaceheromdale:

it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish

theheartmaid:

bend-over-backwards-ill-be-there:

love-thats-wasted:

This will FOREVER make me laugh.

omg the notes tho

what the fuck is this even a real thing

(Source: theheadlineofthisissue)

raaammbo:

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 - Final Trailer (OFFICIAL)

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

spockhetti:

HAHAHAHAHAH SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT SHE AND A FRIEND OF HERS ARE FAKING A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO TAKE HIM TO THIS HOUSE IN THE MOUNTAINS WHERE THEY HAVE YEARLY FAMILY REUNIONS BUT ONLY RELATIVES AND PARTNERS ARE ALLOWED

AND SHE’S LIKE YEAH SO WE ONLY HAVE TO ACT LIKE WE ARE A COUPLE BUT WE’RE NOT OF COURSE IT WILL BE FUN

HAHAHAHAHA M8 I HAVE READ ENOUGH FANFICTION TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING

That last sentence.

johnhoustonstockton:

just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves and then die

oncemoreforluck:

drarna:

it’s weird how people say “follow your dreams” instead of “follow your ambitions” because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticized people’s fashion sense

please follow your dream

(Source: neptunain)